I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
