Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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