I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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