Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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