She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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