well I can't set my house on fire every night
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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