Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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