other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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