I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
do herpes really smell.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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