i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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