Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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