I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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