so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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