How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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