You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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