Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
