The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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