Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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