But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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