if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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