Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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