I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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