Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Randomize
