We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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