I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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