Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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