when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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