Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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