I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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