just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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