That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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