Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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