That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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