Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
whose parrot is this?
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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