apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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