dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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