Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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