there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
