The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now