it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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