turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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