Soap is not a condiment
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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