i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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