I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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