at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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