I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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