Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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