Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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