Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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