awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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