You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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