She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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