Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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