Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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