I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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