Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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