Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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